Toddlers Discover More Of Biden's Classified Documents Inside Easter Eggs

SOURCE: The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A group of young children participating in an Easter Egg hunt at the White House found themselves at the center of unexpected controversy after they discovered more of President Joe Biden's classified documents hidden inside some of the colorful Easter eggs. Parents alerted the FBI, who then arrived on the scene to investigate.

"We were just having a normal egg hunt when little Samuel found a bunch of top-secret documents," said one child's father, Thomas Gordon. "He ran towards me waving a stack of papers and started asking me why the government is
selling captured alien weapons technology to the Chinese.
Then FBI agents tackled him. This is the worst Easter egg hunt ever."

When asked for comment, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre was evasive. "We have no knowledge of these so-called 'top-secret' documents," she said at a press briefing following the egg hunt.

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