The Onion is better.
AMEN. If The Onion reports it. It's true.
Dolly Parton is a national hero.
And Dollywood should be our nation's capital.
And a far younger president (at age 75) than
the one we have right now.
So what is there not to like?
YES!!!!! DOLLLLY!!!!! And we can even contact the Raeleans to fund this! cuz
they love DOLLYT HE SHEEP too..
Dolly Parton also looks great from the television perspective. Since I know one thing. There are three branches of government.
Money
Television
Bullshit
Just remmeber. Professional Wrestling is real. And I loved Donald Trump in th Battle of the Billionaries.
So for anyone who can't stand the other old guy what's his name again?
Blame Trump cuz he faked his loss just oto prove that Professional Wrestling is real.
... Lawyers: the larval form of politicians.
--- Renegade v1.30/DOS
* Origin: AlcoholidayBBS.com / Est. 1995 / Columbia, SC (1:123/525.1)