Oops, it saved on me vefore I could pate in this ObJoke:


Did you hear about Benjamin Franklin? He was much in love with the maiden Molly Green; her brother told Benjamin that she didnt like facial hair on men, so Mr. Franklin went to the barber for a full shave.

As the barber wiped off the last of the cream, after rtemoving all Ben's facial hair, Ben promptly dropped dead of an aneurysm.

Feasring disease, the sheriff ordered the body cremated immediately, & the ashes placed into a beautiful decorative urn, worthy of Ben's help in the revolutionary war, i enlisting the French to provide arms to the colonies.

On the urn was enmgraved "A Benny shaved is a Benny urned"

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* Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)