A newly married couple make their way to bed and everything is going well until...

"Ooh! Oh! Look at that! What's wrong with it?" cries the bride.

"It's just my junk!" says the groom, offended.

"Yes, but what's wrong with it? They're not supposed to look like that! It's all twisted!"

"That's what they look like!" he replies.

"Have you ever SEEN another man's junk?" the bride demands.

"Well, no - but I'm normal! This is what they look like!"

"No they don't!" she tells him. "It's... warped! There's all grooves around it! It's supposed to be... smooth and straight!" Long story short, the argument isn't settled and the marriage remains unconsumated.

Next day the newlyweds are walking around town, and the groom announces he needs the bathroom.

"There's a public gents over there," says the bride. "And while you're in there, take a look at the man next to you... see if his is the same as yours."

The groom goes in, and returns in a few minutes looking very crestfallen.

"You're right!" he says. "They *are* supposed to be smooth and straight. And I found out what I've been doing wrong."

"What?"

"Well they all shake theirs dry. I've been wringing mine out."

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