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    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Monday, April 17, 2023 08:19:51
    This morning at about 7:45, I was in a long line at a grocery store that
    opens at 8:00 for senior citizens only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane...

    He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.

    As he approached the line for the third time he said, "Look, if you don't let me unlock the door you're never going to get in there!"

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  • From Mike Powell@1:2320/105 to JAY HARRIS on Tuesday, April 18, 2023 16:36:00
    This morning at about 7:45, I was in a long line at a grocery store that opens at 8:00 for senior citizens only. A young man came from the parking lot d tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back
    nto
    he parking lot with her cane...

    He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.

    As he approached the line for the third time he said, "Look, if you don't let
    unlock the door you're never going to get in there!"

    LOL, it was very nice of him not to lose his temper with the codgers. :)

    Mike


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