Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment.

His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs."

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't," he replied.

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Jay,

"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't," he replied.

The honeymoon is over. :P

Daryl

... Honeymoon: When your spouse flashes their butt cheeks at you.
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I WILL be telling this in church tomorrow!!!

:-)

Thanks!

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his
golfing equipment.

His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long
period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been
thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit
golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could
probably get a good price for your clubs."

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't," he replied.

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