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    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Saturday, December 31, 2022 07:42:10
    Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

    Mr. and Mrs. Shaw were on safari in Africa, walking through the jungle. Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs. Shaw, dragging her off.
    "Shoot!" she screamed to her husband. "Shoot!"
    "I can't!" he shouted back. "I've run out of film!"
    --1,000 More Jokes for Kids
    RD Issue: February 1990

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Jay Harris on Sunday, January 01, 2023 03:36:00
    Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

    Mr. and Mrs. Shaw were on safari in Africa, walking through the jungle. Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs. Shaw, dragging her off.
    "Shoot!" she screamed to her husband. "Shoot!"
    "I can't!" he shouted back. "I've run out of film!"

    ROFLMAO!! Somebody buy him a digital camera!! <BG>

    Daryl

    ... He was promoted beyond his level of incompetence.
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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Wednesday, January 18, 2023 08:15:08
    Reader's Digest Joke of the Day
    Mr. and Mrs. Shaw were on safari in Africa, walking through the jungle.
    Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs. Shaw,
    dragging her off.
    "Shoot!" she screamed to her husband. "Shoot!"
    "I can't!" he shouted back. "I've run out of film!"
    ROFLMAO!! Somebody buy him a digital camera!! <BG>

    But then he'd be out of battery juice!

    This is why I call my external battery packs "apple juice boxes" as they juice up my iPhone.



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