Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

Few people know what a quartermaster does. So during my aircraft carrier's Family Day, I demonstrated a procedure called semaphore--I grabbed my flags and signaled an imaginary boat.
When finished, I pointed to a little girl in front and asked, "Now do you know what I do?"
"Yes," she said. "You're a cheerleader."
--Danny Sullivan
RD Issue: January 2007

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