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    From Jay Harris@1:229/664.1 to All on Sunday, November 06, 2022 14:35:34
    A man was arrested today for stealing from a supermarket while standing on
    the shoulders of two vampires.

    He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.


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  • From Mike Powell@1:2320/105 to JAY HARRIS on Monday, November 07, 2022 16:53:00
    A man was arrested today for stealing from a supermarket while standing on the shoulders of two vampires.

    He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

    LOL. :)


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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Jay Harris on Monday, November 07, 2022 18:04:00
    A man was arrested today for stealing from a supermarket while standing
    on the shoulders of two vampires.

    He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

    As ventriloquist Nita Conti's monkey noted "Makes no bloody difference".

    Daryl

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