Some quotes from Fifty "Sheds" Of Grey

apparently Mitre 10 is a New Zealand hardware store.

We tried various positions û round the back, on the side, up against a wall. But in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.
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She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
ôIÆm yours for the night,ö she gasped, ôYou can do whatever you want with me.ö So I took her to MITRE 10 ---------------------------------------------------------------------She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came.
I moaned with pleasure.
Now for the other boot. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Ever since she read THAT book, IÆve had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles.
She still manages to get into the shed, though. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
ôPut on this rubber suit and mask,ö I instructed, calmly.
ôMmmm, kinky!ö she purred.
ôYes,ö I said, ôYou canÆt be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof.ö
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ôIÆm a very naughty girl,ö she said, biting her lip. ôI need to be punished.ö So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
ôHarder!ö she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. ôHarder!ö
ôOkay,ö I said. ôWhatÆs the gross national product of Nicaragua?ö ---------------------------------------------------------------------I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.
---------------------------------------------------------------------ôAre you sure you can take the pain?ö she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
ôI think so,ö I gulped.
ôHere we go, then,ö she said, and showed me the receipt. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
ôHurt me!ö she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.
ôVery well,ö I replied. ôYouÆve got fat ankles and no dress sense.ö ---------------------------------------------------------------------
ôAre you sure you want this?ö I asked. ôWhen IÆm done, you wonÆt be able to sit down for weeks.ö
She nodded.
ôOkay,ö I said, putting the three-piece lounge suite on eBay. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
ôPunish me!ö she cried. ôMake me suffer like only a real man can!ö
ôVery well,ö I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

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