Found this on Quora, and I thought it was rather funny. YMMV...


Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behaviour.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

- Is Crimea ours?

- Yes, it is.

- And the Donbas?

- Also ours.

- And Kiev?

- We got that too.

Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:

- Thanks, how much do I owe you?

- 5 Euro.




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