*** WARNING *** You have entered ANARCHY UNLIMITED. No suits. No marketing department. No corporate mission statement. Just a BBS running out of a teenager's bedroom.
[ ANARCHY UNLIMITED // LIVE TERMINAL ]SF.A-NET.ONLINE:2323
Click the terminal and connect. >>> ANSI-BBS / CP437 / 80x25 <<<
:: SYSTEM STATUS ::
Board: ANARCHY UNLIMITED
Software: Spitfire BBS
Sysop: StingRay
Attitude: Questionable
Corporate oversight: NONE
Parents aware of this: Probably not
:: ELITE USER CHECKLIST ::
ANSI enabled? Good.
Know what a modem is? Better.
Still think 14.4K is fast? Welcome home.
Using ASCII? LAMER. Fix it.
Calling after midnight? Correct.
Mom picked up the phone? NO CARRIER
:: BOARD FEATURES ::
Message bases & questionable opinions
Door games until somebody needs the phone
Downloads that take all night
ANSI art because plain text is boring
One Sysop with entirely too much access
:: HOUSE RULES ::
Rule #1: Don't be a jerk.
Rule #2: See Rule #1.
Rule #3: There is no Rule #3.
Rule #4: Stop looking for rules.
Rule #5: HACK THE PLANET!*
* Metaphorically. Calm down, federal agents.
C:\BBS\ANARCHY>TYPE MOTD.TXT > NO RULES. NO LIMITS. NO CLUE WHAT WE'RE DOING. > IF THE LINE IS BUSY, TRY AGAIN. THERE IS LITERALLY ONE PHONE LINE.
TIME WARP NOTICE: This is a tribute to the original Anarchy Unlimited BBS, started in 1994 by teenage Sysop StingRay. A-Net Online? Never heard of it. That doesn't happen until 1996. You know too much.
"The Internet? Sounds like a fad." -- some BBS sysop, probably