A man comes home after a hard day's work and opens the refrigerator
to get a beer. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.

"What are you doing in my fridge?" the man asks.

The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, "Isn't this a Westinghouse?"

"Um, yes," the man replies. "It is."

"Well then," the squirrel says, shutting his eye again, "I am twying to west."

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Jay,

A man comes home after a hard day's work and opens the refrigerator
to get a beer. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.

"What are you doing in my fridge?" the man asks.

The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, "Isn't this a
Westinghouse?"

"Um, yes," the man replies. "It is."

"Well then," the squirrel says, shutting his eye again, "I am twying to west."

Is his name Elmer Fuddnick?? <G>

Daryl

... I got gas for 99 cents today...but it was from Taco Bell.
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