Carroll...

If I were still in the USAF and had daughters, I could tell potential suitors I had access to a GAU-8 gatling gun that fired 30mm armor/armour piercing/high explosive incendiary shells at the rate of 70 rounds per second. Oh, and did I mention this gun had wings? <G>

And did I mention that any of your imaginary "daughters"' suitors whom
you told this to had wings, too... on their feet as they levitated away
from your place? <GG>

Gee, for some odd reason, none of my daughters' boyfriends seemed to GH>feel this way <GG>

I wonder why? <G>

I do too... I mean, I have such an honest, trustworthy face... <GG>

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Doug....

For some reason (she says) this made him *very* *very* nervous. Not
sure why. *evil laughter*

My youngest had a boyfriend recently who needed a ride. She said I
could pick him up, but he wasn't sure. Apparently, he was afraid of me. She told him he had no reason to be, that I didn't bite (hard), so we went
to get them. As we got to his place, he was standing at the foot of the drive... so I proceeded to aim the van at him. <G> For some reason, he
hasn't asked for a ride since <GG>

If you've ever seen the movie "Uncle Buck" when Buck dealt with the
idiot boyfriend - well that was sort of my mindset at the time.

At the time, or always? <GG>

Gregg in Kitchener, ON on 03/19/2010 at 20:38

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For some reason (she says) this made him *very* *very* nervous. Not sure why. *evil laughter*

My youngest had a boyfriend recently who needed a ride. She said I
could pick him up, but he wasn't sure. Apparently, he was afraid of me.

She

told him he had no reason to be, that I didn't bite (hard), so we went
to get them. As we got to his place, he was standing at the foot of the drive... so I proceeded to aim the van at him. <G> For some reason, he hasn't asked for a ride since <GG>

I don't understand why. I mean it was obvious your steering wheel got
away from you, and your foot accidentally hit the gas pedal too hard.
Totally understandble.

If you've ever seen the movie "Uncle Buck" when Buck dealt with the idiot boyfriend - well that was sort of my mindset at the time.

At the time, or always? <GG>

No. She's a big girl and has shown me that she knows very well how to
take of herself. I really don't worry that much anymore.

My only problem is that she's way out west and I'm here. And that I
miss her.
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Doug.....

to get them. As we got to his place, he was standing at the foot of

the

drive... so I proceeded to aim the van at him. <G> For some reason, he hasn't asked for a ride since <GG>

I don't understand why. I mean it was obvious your steering wheel got
away from you, and your foot accidentally hit the gas pedal too hard. Totally understandble.

See? You understand. And without even knowing him <GG>

My only problem is that she's way out west and I'm here. And that I
miss her.

So go visit! Do it while you can, sir. I have found out the hard way
what that means... do it, while you are able to...

Gregg in Kitchener, ON on 04/10/2010 at 18:35

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to get them. As we got to his place, he was standing at the foot of

the

drive... so I proceeded to aim the van at him. <G> For some

reason, he

hasn't asked for a ride since <GG>

I don't understand why. I mean it was obvious your steering wheel got away from you, and your foot accidentally hit the gas pedal too hard. Totally understandble.

See? You understand. And without even knowing him <GG>

Every father understands. It's in our DNA.

My only problem is that she's way out west and I'm here. And that I miss her.

So go visit! Do it while you can, sir. I have found out the hard way
what that means... do it, while you are able to...

I certainly will. Can't NOT go, you know?
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Leave it to you to remind me of my own words. <G>

I must, perforce, ensure that everything said is technically correct. GH><GG>

Technically, of course. <G>

Plus the fact that he soon became a grandfather after the wedding. <G>

Boy, they really did it to him all at once, didn't they? <GG>

Pretty much.

One time, he was talking to one of his youngest daughter's boyfriends.
He told the young man: "Son, you can go out with my daughter. But, if
you hurt her, I have a gun in my closet and I know how to use it!"

The poor fellow told my sister-in-law, "I think he means it!" <G>


-=> Carroll McAllister on 3/2/2010 at 7:20 PM <=-

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Carroll...

Which still points toward you. I've seen your photo, remember? GH>No... you have seen a photo purporting to be me... <GG>

Leave it to you to remind me of my own words. <G>

I must, perforce, ensure that everything said is technically correct.

That bugged my brother, for some reason. <G>

Gee... I have no idea why? <GG>

Plus the fact that he soon became a grandfather after the wedding. <G>

Boy, they really did it to him all at once, didn't they? <GG>

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Carroll....

Boy, they really did it to him all at once, didn't they? <GG>

Pretty much.

One time, he was talking to one of his youngest daughter's boyfriends.
He told the young man: "Son, you can go out with my daughter. But, if
you hurt her, I have a gun in my closet and I know how to use it!"

I used to tell them that I had access to a 105 mm. howitzer... <G>

The poor fellow told my sister-in-law, "I think he means it!" <G>

Gee, for some odd reason, none of my daughters' boyfriends seemed to
feel this way <GG>

Gregg in Kitchener, ON on 03/03/2010 at 20:50

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you hurt her, I have a gun in my closet and I know how to use it!"

I used to tell them that I had access to a 105 mm. howitzer... <G>

If I were still in the USAF and had daughters, I could tell potential
suitors I had access to a GAU-8 gatling gun that fired 30mm armor/armour piercing/high explosive incendiary shells at the rate of 70 rounds per
second. Oh, and did I mention this gun had wings? <G>

The poor fellow told my sister-in-law, "I think he means it!" <G>

Gee, for some odd reason, none of my daughters' boyfriends seemed to
feel this way <GG>

I wonder why? <G>


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One time, he was talking to one of his youngest daughter's boyfriends.
He told the young man: "Son, you can go out with my daughter. But, if
you hurt her, I have a gun in my closet and I know how to use it!"

The poor fellow told my sister-in-law, "I think he means it!" <G>

*nodding*

Those of us who have daughters all know that yes, he was being serious.
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One time, he was talking to one of his youngest daughter's boyfriends. He told the young man: "Son, you can go out with my daughter. But,

if

you hurt her, I have a gun in my closet and I know how to use it!"

I used to tell them that I had access to a 105 mm. howitzer... <G>

The poor fellow told my sister-in-law, "I think he means it!" <G>

Gee, for some odd reason, none of my daughters' boyfriends seemed to
feel this way <GG>

My daughter had her first serious boyfriend, I mentioned to her that I
wanted a chance to talk with him.

For some reason (she says) this made him *very* *very* nervous. Not
sure why. *evil laughter*

If you've ever seen the movie "Uncle Buck" when Buck dealt with the
idiot boyfriend - well that was sort of my mindset at the time.
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Which still points toward you. I've seen your photo, remember?

No... you have seen a photo purporting to be me... <GG>

Leave it to you to remind me of my own words. <G>

That bugged my brother, for some reason. <G>

Gee... I have no idea why? <GG>

Plus the fact that he soon became a grandfather after the wedding. <G>


-=> Carroll McAllister on 2/27/2010 at 6:35 PM <=-

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