Actually sir they did - and he confirmed so in this same packet.
(Damn. Wish I had that macro of yours)
You mean this... Thppppfffffppppphhhttttt! ? <GG>
Set it up in MailMaker. It's easy, and mine is on the first one, Ctrl- Shift-1 <G>
ofUm, what are you doing storing paper, dude!! It's (checks watch) 2010 already. Data storage no longer has to be in the form of catalogues
paper. 1992 just called - they want their dot matrix printers back. :D
They can't have their dot matrix printers.. they are in use. And paper storage is a normal thing for us non-government types... we buy in bulk
to save some money (which you government types take away from us <G>) As far as accounting is concerned, the paperless office never happened,
and mainly due to government requirements for hard copy documents... not that we need them necessarily, but you folk require them all the time..
I have an NEC 26 pin dot matrix printer in the attic, waiting for a
good home.
Actually sir they did - and he confirmed so in this same packet.
(Damn. Wish I had that macro of yours)
Um, what are you doing storing paper, dude!! It's (checks watch) 2010 already. Data storage no longer has to be in the form of catalogues of paper. 1992 just called - they want their dot matrix printers back.
:D
printer. We print prescriptions, insurance forms, etc., in the satellite offices, but we don't print checks/cheques.
Do you think Gregg read what you just wrote? Probably not, I'm
guessing. :)
Wow! I'm agreeing with the civil servant! <G>
*points to head* Not just a coat rack! :D
"Do you take this woman?"
*silence*
"NO! *YOU* TAKE HER!!!"
But we were young and I was stupid. (Gregg! Resist!!)
Thppppfffffppppphhhttttt!
THERE! Thank you!
notand mainly due to government requirements for hard copy documents...
time..that we need them necessarily, but you folk require them all the
Ok touche. You're right. It's entirely stupid that we can't go
paperless but you're right.
I can't believe how stupid we're being with this. And government is
trying to promote paperless too, in a big way.
Is this a forest-trees thing, I wonder?
printer. We print prescriptions, insurance forms, etc., in the satellite offices, but we don't print checks/cheques.
Do you think Gregg read what you just wrote? Probably not, I'm guessing. :)
Wrong guess...Thppppfffffppppphhhttttt!
Wow! I'm agreeing with the civil servant! <G>
*points to head* Not just a coat rack! :D
You mean it can be used for hats, too? <GG>
"Do you take this woman?"
*silence*
"NO! *YOU* TAKE HER!!!"
But we were young and I was stupid. (Gregg! Resist!!)
And now you are old, and still stupid if you would make the above
response. (Sorry... I couldn't resist <G>)
Thppppfffffppppphhhttttt!
THERE! Thank you!
You are welcome. Now... do you need to be told how to automatically
insert a pre-defined signature in to all outgoing mail, too? <GG>
documents... notand mainly due to government requirements for hard copy
time..that we need them necessarily, but you folk require them all the
foldsOk touche. You're right. It's entirely stupid that we can't go paperless but you're right.
Entirely stupid? The government? The same government that designed the employee deduction forms so that the perforation to tear off the
government portion is approx. 1/8" above where the automatic machinery
the form to insert it in the envelope, making it nearly impossible to tear off the government portion cleanly? That government? Entirely stupid?
NO KIDDING! <G>
I can't believe how stupid we're being with this. And government is trying to promote paperless too, in a big way.
That's right... paperless for everyone else but them. Yeah, you can pay your government bills electronically, and thus "save paper", but if it comes down to an audit, that same government in the form of it's
auditors is going to ask for "hard copy" proof of payment...
Is this a forest-trees thing, I wonder?
If you mean not only can those in charge of the government not see the forest for the tres, they can't see the trees either, than yes, it is a "forest-trees" thing <G>
I think that's one of the driving factors for e-health. The amount of paper required when ever anyone puts in an initial claim for disability - doctors notes, investigation materials - is simply astounding. We are
long past the due date for getting all of this stuff digitized.
But we were young and I was stupid. (Gregg! Resist!!)
And now you are old, and still stupid if you would make the above response. (Sorry... I couldn't resist <G>)
I knew it. I just had to wave that red flag. I like watching the bull charge. *laughing*
I kept a copy of my application for CPP disability... just thememory
application including my doctor's report, no investigation material. If
serves, it is somewhere around 30 pages long. They even asked about my kids... birth dates, where they lived, etc. even though I told them on, I believe, the second page, that my kids were all old enough to not be dependents...
bullBut we were young and I was stupid. (Gregg! Resist!!)
And now you are old, and still stupid if you would make the above response. (Sorry... I couldn't resist <G>)
I knew it. I just had to wave that red flag. I like watching the
charge. *laughing*
You know, that "charge" was the fastest I have moved in years (as
witness this response... but it is income tax season <GG>)
I even take issue with their demand that we keep old tax records ona
file (for what is it? six years?). Such a pain, especially when you have
truckload of receipts. And you know of course that the minute you
throw any of those records out, why then that's when someone will drop by your place to do an audit. :(
Oh right! I keep forgetting, and thinking that it ends at the end of government fiscal Y/E, which is March 31.
I always thought taxes would be best as a three step form...
1) How much money did you make last year?
2) How much of that do you have left?
3) Send it to us...
have aI even take issue with their demand that we keep old tax records on file (for what is it? six years?). Such a pain, especially when you
Seven, and then, before destroying the old records, you need permission from them, at least, for business records. I don't believe that
individuals do, but you never know...
I always thought taxes would be best as a three step form...
1) How much money did you make last year?
2) How much of that do you have left?
3) Send it to us...
Ah yes, the new, "Simplified" IRS form 1040. <G>
No permission required. I have that on the advice of an accountant who specializes in taxation for people in the entertainment industry (of
which I was a part for a while).
whoNo permission required. I have that on the advice of an accountant
andspecializes in taxation for people in the entertainment industry (of which I was a part for a while).
Was he trying to be a comedian, too? (The last time I checked, about a
year back, I was told that permission was required for a business to destroy any records. You can not destroy records for the past 7 years,
need permission to destroy anything else...)
Truth be told, I could have done without it. <G>
But then I wouldn't be doing my job, would I? <GG>
Have you had your Thppppfffffppppphhhttttt! today? <G>
Truth be told, I could have done without it. <G>
Truth be told, I could have done without it. <G>
But then I wouldn't be doing my job, would I? <GG>
I guess when one has a lot of time on their hands..... <G>
You may regret making such a comment. You do remember that I am
forcibly "retired" due to medical disability? As a result, I do indeed have an
excess of time on my hands to follow up on this.
Somehow, I suspect that there are quite a few of us here that would
feel much the same way <GG>
You may regret making such a comment. You do remember that I am
Right now, the only comment I regret making is the one I made in
response to the question "Do you take this woman......" <G>
But financially and from an efficiency point of view, the dot matrix GH>makes sense, and is not available as anyhing but a non-networked, parallel GH>printer.
issue.his employer to go with a networked printer. Hence, the presumption DP>that cheque-writing and the other LPT uses for a printer wasn't an
And your presumption was correct in this case. It's a satellite office printer. We print prescriptions, insurance forms, etc., in the
satellite offices, but we don't print checks/cheques.
With the very low price for networkable laser printers, I don't think DP>the financial side is true either.
Wow! I'm agreeing with the civil servant! <G>
Doug.....convince
dude. Logically I looked at Carroll's statement that he wanted to
issue.his employer to go with a networked printer. Hence, the presumption that cheque-writing and the other LPT uses for a printer wasn't an
From what Carroll said, it would appear to me that your presuming was presumptuous, as his comments didn't support it... IMHO, of course <G>
Efficiency? Do you remember what dot-matrix printers were about? The paper feed problems? Ugh. I'm so glad they're almost extinct.
Strange... I have been using one at each job for something close to 25 years, not just for cheque printing, but for general accounting reports (the pin holes on the side made for easy storage in binders similar to duotang in structure...) and I can not honestly recall the last time that
I had any paper feed problems. AAMOF, I have had more problems with
laser printers jamming due to high humidity conditions which caused the paper to not feed properly, especially with HP printers and their strange paper paths...
You may regret making such a comment. You do remember that I am
Right now, the only comment I regret making is the one I made in
response to the question "Do you take this woman......" <G>
parallelBut financially and from an efficiency point of view, the dot matrix GH>makes sense, and is not available as anyhing but a non-networked,
printer.
I have an NEC 26 pin dot matrix printer in the attic, waiting for a
good home.
financially it doesn't make sense. There's got to be a way to write up a business case which shows the financial benefits of upgrading to anetworked
printer. (And they're not that costly anymore, right? You can still get
a fairly good cheap one at any of the usual stores).
Doug....up a
financially it doesn't make sense. There's got to be a way to write
networkedbusiness case which shows the financial benefits of upgrading to a
getprinter. (And they're not that costly anymore, right? You can still
a fairly good cheap one at any of the usual stores).
Wrong, oh infallible one! <GG> There are cases where an LPT printer is
the only choice. At all three offices where I used to work, cheques were
in a pin feed format. This is the most reliable for lining up, and
But financially and from an efficiency point of view, the dot matrix
makes sense, and is not available as anyhing but a non-networked, parallel printer.
his employer to go with a networked printer. Hence, the presumption
that cheque-writing and the other LPT uses for a printer wasn't an issue.
With the very low price for networkable laser printers, I don't think
the financial side is true either.
dude. Logically I looked at Carroll's statement that he wanted toconvince
his employer to go with a networked printer. Hence, the presumption
that cheque-writing and the other LPT uses for a printer wasn't an issue.
Efficiency? Do you remember what dot-matrix printers were about? The paper feed problems? Ugh. I'm so glad they're almost extinct.
From what Carroll said, it would appear to me that your presuming was GH>presumptuous, as his comments didn't support it... IMHO, of course <G>
Actually, your "presuming" was "presumptuous". <G> We ain't printin' checks/cheques at this particular location. Just prescriptions,
insurance forms, letters, etc.
Have you had your Thppppfffffppppphhhttttt! today? <G>
his employer to go with a networked printer. Hence, the presumption GH>DP> that cheque-writing and the other LPT uses for a printer wasn't an issue.
From what Carroll said, it would appear to me that your presuming was GH>presumptuous, as his comments didn't support it... IMHO, of course <G>
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