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  • Re: Warning Labels

    From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Wednesday, June 01, 2022 10:35:00
    Barry,

    A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user to
    "Remove child before folding."

    The local mall had shopping carts with a mesh basket under the handles
    for such things as purses -- there was a sign to not place babies
    inside!

    Unfortunately, you have to cater to "the lowest commond denominator",
    when it comes to intelligence. Most people's IQ seems to be their shoe
    size. :P

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Friday, June 03, 2022 07:07:00

    Hi Daryl!

    A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user to
    "Remove child before folding."
    The local mall had shopping carts with a mesh basket under the handles
    for such things as purses -- there was a sign to not place babies
    inside!
    Unfortunately, you have to cater to "the lowest commond
    denominator", when it comes to intelligence. Most people's IQ
    seems to be their shoe size. :P

    Yup. First time we saw the message starting mentally figuring out how
    to stuff a child in there -- wouldn't have been easy!



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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Sunday, June 05, 2022 18:48:00
    Barry,

    Unfortunately, you have to cater to "the lowest commond
    denominator", when it comes to intelligence. Most people's IQ
    seems to be their shoe size. :P

    Yup. First time we saw the message starting mentally figuring out how
    to stuff a child in there -- wouldn't have been easy!

    They would still try it. Or the one "Cape does not permit user to fly".

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Monday, May 30, 2022 06:44:00


    A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user to
    "Remove child before folding."

    The local mall had shopping carts with a mesh basket under the handles
    for such things as purses -- there was a sign to not place babies
    inside!



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